March 2012
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Mar 10th
“I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because...”
– KateP, Internet commenter (via cocklordsimone)
Mar 4th
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February 2012
6 posts
“It’s unfair and it absolutely sucks, but it only takes one random penis to ruin...”
– http://twentieshacker.com/do-the-creep
Feb 27th
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Feb 11th
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“Pick up every crumb with the tip of your index finger, because after THIS...”
– Chelsea Talks Smack
Feb 9th
November 2011
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Nov 16th
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October 2011
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May 2011
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May 13th
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December 2010
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Dec 16th
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November 2010
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Nov 8th
September 2010
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Sep 29th
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June 2010
2 posts
I Challenge You To Be Creative →
Sparking a creative July…
Jun 29th
Jun 19th
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April 2010
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Apr 17th
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September 2009
1 post
New York: t-4 days!
Kris: How long were you going to wait to tell me this?
Nicole: Well, I probably would have just showed up at your door and told you to put your drinking pants on.
Kris: I don't wear pants when I'm drinking. That's dumb.
Sep 28th
July 2009
9 posts
6:34 AM: He's probably right
me: morning
Michael: hey pumpkin
whats up
me: trying to get ready to eave
what am I forgetting
Michael: socks?
me: YOU'RE RIGHT
Michael: realy?
me: YES.
Michael: wow
im psychic
thats awesome
me: You've done a good deed here today.
Michael: yes i sure have
but now im worried you have forgotten other things
Jul 24th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 7th
Tumblarity can wicked kiss my ass.
Jul 2nd
ListenMatt Nathanson. Live. 2006.
Jul 2nd
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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June 2009
20 posts
Jun 27th
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Jun 25th
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FYI: The days are now getting shorter.
(via caryrandolph) WTF. Already?
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
Jun 24th
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8 Things
8 things I am looking forward to: 1. My three days off 2. Better weather? Maybe?  3. Going to Boston at the end of July 4. Figuring out how to use my comp day I just learned about 5. Hanging out with KAP Sunday 6. Having visitors in Chicago 7. Getting a table 8. Aruba! 8 things I did yesterday: 1. Ordered my Chicago Plus card 2. Called the DMV folk and found out what a pain it will be to register...
Jun 18th
“Take two Teds and call me in the morning.”
– VMW’s orders to substitute some How I Met Your Mother for Annie Hall
Jun 17th
“Oh what a day is today Nothing can stand in my way Now that you´ve shipped out...”
– Ingrid Michaelson “Something Good”
Jun 17th
Is anyone else celebrating Cranky Tuesday?
Jun 17th
500 Days of Summer Soundtrack →
Because I’m still that obsessed.
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
AT&T cellphone service coming to Chicago subways →
(via windycity) Super. Now could it come to all of Lakeview? Thanks.
Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
500 Days of Summer →
Caught a free screening last night. Great story, amazing soundtrack. Go see it. NOW.
Jun 9th
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Jun 5th
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May 2009
12 posts
May 29th
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Skippy Recipe
yoquieropancakes: Get a GIANT vat or tupperware container. Into the container: 1 bag of ice, 1 case of beer (whatever kind you have - don’t go for dark or heavy beers), 1 handle of vodka, 1 canister of Country Time lemonade mix. Mix. Drink. (It sounds questionable but somehow it tastes pretty delicious.) Blackout. Senior spring weekend. In a kiddie pool.
May 29th
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